Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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learn. advance!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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black people swimming

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Atheism

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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