Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What's just not right? Left

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