- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

DON"T READ THIS!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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