- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

here's a joke... the american education society

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Phew... it's gone.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

I'm Coming

Then none of us want to be right.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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