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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Where's the soap?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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