- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Justin Bieber

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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