- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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