- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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