- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

A man died.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

your no better than a cockroach

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

i dont care if you rate me or not

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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