- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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