Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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