- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Urban ghettos

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

a man checks his mypsace

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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