- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

how do you call someone? use a phone

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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