What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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