- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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