- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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