Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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