- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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