What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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