A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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