Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Atheism

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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PENIS lol

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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I like poop in my butt

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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