I just threw up..In my pants.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A fat guy!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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