An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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