Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Cancer

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What is the name of the car? What

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How did the black person die? Of old age

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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