alert('The Game')

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Whats 1+1? window!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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ever tried african food? they neither

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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