- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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