Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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