- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

You were born.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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