- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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