- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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