- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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