How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

your face is kinda funny

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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