Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Everybody love food when they are hungry

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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