Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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I am quite mature.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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