Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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