- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

NEVER

You sick fiend

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic