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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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