What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

And you honored it I see :P

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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