- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Chick Norris... Enough said

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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