- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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