- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

I just threw up..In my pants.

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