why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Skinny people fart less.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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