when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Whats the difference between a frog?

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

the WNBA

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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