Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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