Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

when debbie meets downer

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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