- Anti Joke

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I? Everett

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I? Everett

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!