Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Antijokes...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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