Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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