- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

how do you win a game try your best

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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