- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

your face is kinda funny

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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