Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Face...the other white meat!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Nickelback.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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