- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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