- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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