I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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quantum physics?

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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the economy.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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