- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

John lazzaro likes dick

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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