Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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