- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A fat guy!

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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