To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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