- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Chick Norris... Enough said

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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