Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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