What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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poop

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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