- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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