- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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