- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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