- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's stupid a light bulb.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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