- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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