do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

Anti Joke

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