- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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