a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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one morning i turned on my tv

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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