- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??