- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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