Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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eoin burgin is fat

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Anti Joke

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