- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

I just threw up..In my pants.

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