What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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