A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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