why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call an blank test? an F

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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