A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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The child was fired from his job.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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