- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Charlie Sheen

A drunk guy walks into a car

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

your mum

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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