How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Your mother just died.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

whatdumb and gay stewart price

knock knock no no you go now i clean

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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